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Feburary 19, 2001

Welcome everyone! Hope you like the new layout!
Duo: They should! Considering I got to help out this time! *G*
Sure. Right. Whatever. *rolls eyes* Anyhoo, I've decided it's time for a change. And since this is the page that hadn't been updated in a while, it'll be this one!
Dubird #3: We hope you enjoy everything! I know we've all worked hard to make this a nice page!
Dubird #2: some more than others....
Quatre: And if you want to see what's here, just hold your mouse over the links to the left! *S*
And now, we the crew of the Ark proudly present the new and improved verson. Hope ya'll like it!
Duo: And if you don't, we'll sic the Wu-man on ya!
Wufei: *grrrr* Why do you always have to bring me into everything Maxwell?
because we just love you sooooo much Wu-chan!
Duo: *ROFLOL*

Feburary 4, 2001

Well it's that time again!...

Quatre: Time to choose new graphics?
Wufei: Time to tape Maxwell to the chair?
Duo: Time to choose new a new webmaster? *big grin*
Dubird #2: Time to get drunk?
Duo: Don't you mean get drunk again? *snickers*
Dubird #2: *glares at Duo* one of these days Maxwell....one of these days....POW!...right in the kisser!!....

*rolls eyes*....that's enough you two!....no...it's time for a new intro!

Duo: About time!
Quatre: No kidding!
Duo: See, this wouldn't happen if I was in charge...*EG*
Duo....if i left you in charge again, this entire page would fall apart!...
Duo: *innocent look* Now what makes you say that?
Dubird #2: *snickers*

you know very well what i'm talking about!....*turns back to her computer*....anyhoo, i've got some new Christmas graphics in my Free Graphics site....go take a look!....if you don't want to do that, there's tons of other things to do here....so sit back and grab a drink from the fridge....you're going to be here for a while!....*EG*...

Duo: *comes back in from the kitchen with a glass of ice water* *dumps it over Du's head* *runs off laughing*

MAXWELL!!.....*runs after him with her baseball bat*.....

Quater: There they go again. *shakes head* Enjoy your stay, everyone! *runs out the door to take the baseball bat away from Du*


December 5, 2000

Hey everyone!....sorry it took me so long to renew the intro.....had a lot of stuff to do here....least of which has been keeping everyone here in line....*stern look*...

Duo: *innocent look* You can't be talking about me can you?
*rolls eyes*....who else?
Duo: I dunno. Ask your personalities!
Dubird #2: don't look at me!!

all right you two....that's enough of that....*shakes head*....see what i mean?....anyhoo....the only new thing i've gotten done with recently is updated The GWG....it's really taking shape now!....

Duo: *cough* plug *cough*

dang right!....*EG*....but enough of that....eventually i'll get around to updating my links here....

Duo: And letting me do some of the updates! *grins*
*rolls eyes*.....are you insane?.....last time you locked me out!
Duo: Well, nobody's perfect! *winks*

*sighs*....*looks up*....why me?.....*shakes head*.....anyhoo, in the meantime, look around and enjoy your stay!

October 26, 2000 Welcome and come on in everybody!....just working an a little idea of mine and thought i should let ya'll know what's been going on here...

Duo: *peeks over her shoulder* What'ca doing??

If you must know, i'm updating my page.....

Duo: OOOO! Can I try? *reachs over her shoulder*

Stop that!....this is serious!!

Duo: Well naturally! Sometimes you have about as much a sense of humor as Wufei!
Wufei: Leave me out of this Maxwell!

Yeah Duo.....leave him alone!

Wufei: I don't need help from some weak onna.

WEAK ONNA??....I'll weak onna you!....come back here you little....*grabs a baseball bat and chases Wufei out of the room*...

Duo: *grabs the computer* Heheh....Well since Du is busy, and the Wu-man is running for his life, I guess it's up to me to finish this intro! Du's put some various new graphics up on her Free Pics page, and of course has given ME a much bigger part to play in her little intro drama! *wide grin* She's decided to update this little play every week or so, and archive the old intros, because people just can't get enough of me!
Dubird #2: you're not the only one here Maxwell!!
Duo: *stuffs Dubird #2 back in her sack* *turns back to the computer* And now that I've got free reign of the keyboard....

*snatchs the keyboard back from Duo*....give me thaaat!.....*rolls eyes*.....i can't leave you alone for five minutes can i??....

Duo: Hey what'd you do with Wufei?

*points behind her where Wufei is tied to the chair with a piece of duck tape over his mouth*....*EG*....

Duo: Nice job!
Quatre: You know, this really isn't nice....
*Duo and Dubird*....not now Quatre!!.....
Wufei: MMMPPHHH!!!!
*Duo and Dubird*....shut up Wufei!......

*rolls eyes*.....anyhoo....tune in next week for another dose of insainity.....if i still have the energy!!.....

October 14, 2000 Welcome one and all to my little empire!....~it's a long story~....anyhoo, I want to welcome all of ya'll to my little corner of the web.....since I really suck at text, I'll make this short...

Dubird #2: YEAH!!....*appludes loudly*...
Duo: *joins her*

*glares at the two of them* Do you mind?!?....I'm trying to have a serious conversation here!!

Dubird #2: Since when?

*stuffs Dubird #2 back in her sack*....*looks at Duo*....you have something to add??...

Duo: *nervous laugh* Ummm.....Not really! *ducks behind the bar*
Quatre: *L*

*rolls eyes*....anyhoo...as I was saying....I've basicaly had this site since my introduction to the web....the first version was made by the little form Tripod provides, but since then I've learned quite a bit, and now, every piece of HTML on this page was written by yours truly....*takes a bow*....*G*.....I've added a few things, gotten rid of a few things, and generally just cleaned house....I've added an update section, so you can see when I've last been through, and all NEW graphics!....made by yours truly again....so page through....and if you find something that doesn't work, please let me know!....OSHA will kill me if they find it first.....*rolls eyes*....