Lame Jokes


Welcome! Ok, so I don't remember the old intro, and I can't find the disk this was on. But, most of this is pretty much the same. If I ever find the backup, I'll replace it, but for now, enjoy the jokes!

  • Elephant Jokes!
  • ASCII cows!
  • Dubird's Comedy Archive
  • Wakk0's Lame Joke Page
  • ThE SLigHtlY WarPeD WeBsiTE
  • LaughNet
  • More Jokes!
  • Nathan Mates's Humor Archive
  • The Matrix Humor Archive
  • Pat's Joke Pages
  • Taglines Galore!
  • How to keep an idiot busy
  • The Bill Clinton Joke-Of-The-Day Page
  • The Mr. T Ate My Balls Homepage
  • Yahoo! Ate My Balls Links
  • Third Rock from the Sun Ate My Balls!
  • Guy walking into a bar jokes
  • David Letterman's Top Ten Lists



    And what jokes page would be complete without Monty Python!

    Scripts!

    PhytOnLine!

    MontyPython.net

    Monty Python's Completly Usless Web Site



    Things to look out for while watching the movie The Lost World:

    --You can see Spielberg's reflection in the TV

    --In the Blockbuster video store, you can see ads for fake movies like:
    --Robin Williams in Jack and the Beanstalk
    --Arnold Schwarzenegger in King Lear
    --Tom Hanks in Tsunami Sunrise.

    --In San Diego look for the "No Dinosaurs, Skating, Skateboarding" sign.

    --The guy in the San Diego scene that runs up to a window and then is eaten by the T-rex is the screenwriter David Koepp {in the credits he's listed as the "Unlucky Bastard"}.